![]() ![]() ![]() Want a free shot at winning a $100 Amazon gift card? Sign up today by clicking HERE to play in Outkick’s weekly NFL and SEC Pick’em Contest. □ Play Outkick’s Free NFL and SEC Pick’em Contests □ I’d be lying if I knew much about either squad, but I’m going with FIU and laying the points. PointsBet has UTEP getting 2 and the O/U at 44. Next to Nightcaps and dive bars that host “Working Women’s Wednesdays,” there is no better way to spend Hump Day than betting on dozens of 18-to-22 year olds. Of course, by that, I mean some pre-weekend football to wager on. And all the other dads out there seeking an opportunity to swap common core math for finance and statistics. Who cares about this Conference USA showdown? Umm…me. Ok, that’s not really a Bowl Game (yet), but The University of Texas at El Paso (1-5) does meet Florida International University (3-3) this evening. Now make yourselves useful and teach these kids how to dial up the old Google machine and use their iPhone calculators. Put ’em in a locker, give em a swirly, steal their lunch money, you name it.Ĭhanging the way we do math is nearly as absurd as Mario Cristobal’s late-game management. We should change math entirely.” This is a bully-free zone (or at least we probably have to say that), but I would bully the shit out of those nerds. When the F did we decide we needed to change math? Why are we adding columns and ones and zeros? What bunch of nerds got together and one day decided, “Ya know what, we’ve been doing this all wrong. It also sucked last year when my son brought home the same brain busters and it’ll suck next year when some other mom or dad faces the same task. See, I’m about 18 hours removed from helping my daughter with her 5th grade common core math homework. I didn’t want to have to start with a downer, but I’m paying way too much tuition money to bite my tongue about my kids’ curriculum. This is Wednesday’s Nightcaps, and you’ve earned it! Let’s Erase Common Core Math So grab your nearest mechanical pencil, set the table with your finest paper plates and let Dan Campbell know you’re down to bite some kneecaps. We’ll introduce you to Lions rookie standout Sam LaPorta’s girlfriend, Callie Dellinger, and attempt to erase common core math. And, maybe most importantly, Domino’s has an emergency pizza on the ready so you can add some (additional) carbs to your Wednesday Nightcap! But don’t worry, that’s not all. There’s Wednesday night college football that needs our attention, Tim Hardaway’s ankle-breaking deservedly is revisited – with a timely assist from former Indiana Hoosier guard/turned OutKick host, Dan Dakich. I’m sure Miley Cyrus gets it, but maybe not Georgia’s Kirby Smart (more on that later). We’re likely the only column in America going UTEP heavy today, and for good reason. Fire up the NBA Jam and pump up your Reeboks. ![]()
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